I want a girl that just decided she wasn't going to date anymore, then change her mind after she meets me, type girl

And I want a girl that will learn the rules of football so she can sit down and watch the game with me as long as I watch lifetime with her later, type girl

I want a girl to call me at midnight, just to tell me that she lost her favorite teddy bear

Then 5 minutes later call me and tell me she found it, type girl

And I want a girl that will make me go to the store and buy,

Well lets just say, her girl stuff

Just so I can tell everyone at the store how great you are, type girl

I want a girl that will pick a fight

A small fight

Just so we can make up later type girl

I don't want a girl that wants to have sex

I want a girl that wants to make love

Or a girl that will taunt and tease, but not give it up

until the dishes are done and still not do it until the next night, which makes it even better

I want a girl to buy me the wrong thing for my birthday just so we can go to the store and spend time together looking for the right one, type girl

I want a girl that plays more video games than I do, so she doesn't get mad when I play once in a while

And I want a girl that will tell me how crappy of a job I did on the car, but turn around and tell her friends how good I did, type girl

Or a girl who will do something for me, and claims she doesn't like it

But you know she does,

But you feel bad anyways so you "make it up to her" type girl

I want a girl that will not go on a diet for me, because if I didn't think she were already beautiful, I wouldn't be with her

And believe it or not, I want to be whipped, because even though my friends are laughing at me, I'm still getting a massage when I get home

But most of all, I want a girl that even if I go to fight Bush's ridiculous war and come back with only one arm and a leg and my face mest up like Flava Flav's, she still wants me.

I want a girl who wants me, type girl